TV Series

Two and a Half Men (2003)

Name: Two and a Half Men
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2003
Rating: 7.4
Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell

Charlie Harper, a carefree jingle writer reveling in a life of indulgence, faces an unexpected upheaval when his brother Alan and young nephew Jake take up residence in his seas...

TV SERIES 12 Seasons

Episodes

S01E01 - Pilot S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump S01E06 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful S01E09 - Phase One, Complete S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor S01E12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones S01E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan S01E17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats S01E18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing S01E22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger?

S02E01 - Back Off, Mary Poppins S02E02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls S02E03 - A Bag Full of Jawea S02E04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra S02E05 - Bad News from the Clinic? S02E06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance S02E07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana S02E08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers S02E09 - Yes, Monsignor S02E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater S02E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos S02E12 - A Lungful of Alan S02E13 - Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) S02E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut S02E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand S02E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? S02E17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! S02E18 - It Was Mame, Mom S02E19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise S02E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey S02E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On S02E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother S02E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab S02E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?

S03E01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts S03E02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover S03E03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark S03E04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs S03E05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky S03E06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One S03E07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop S03E08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do S03E09 - Madame and Her Special Friend S03E10 - Something Salted and Twisted S03E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned S03E12 - That Special Tug S03E13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium S03E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded S03E15 - My Tongue is Meat S03E16 - Ergo, the Booty Call S03E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer S03E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler S03E19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro S03E21 - And the Plot Moistens S03E22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie S03E23 - Arguments for the Quickie S03E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

S04E01 - Working for Caligula S04E02 - Who's Vod Kanockers? S04E03 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress S04E04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey S04E05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility S04E06 - Apologies for the Frivolity S04E07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head S04E08 - Release the Dogs S04E09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour S04E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln S04E11 - Walnuts and Demerol S04E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana S04E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer S04E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami S04E15 - My Damn Stalker S04E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too S04E17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie S04E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville S04E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll S04E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot S04E21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous S04E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag S04E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' S04E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo S05E04 - City of Great Racks S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail S05E07 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? S05E09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia S05E11 - Meander to Your Dander S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh S05E13 - The Soil Is Moist S05E14 - Winky-Dink Time S05E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction S05E16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty S05E17 - Fish in a Drawer S05E18 - If My Hole Could Talk S05E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

S06E01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child S06E02 - Pie Hole, Herb S06E03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict S06E04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin' S06E05 - A Jock Strap in Hell S06E06 - It's Always Nazi Week S06E07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy S06E08 - Pinocchio's Mouth S06E09 - The Mooch at the Boo S06E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited S06E11 - The Devil's Lube S06E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis S06E13 - I Think You Offended Don S06E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie S06E15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat S06E16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime S06E17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? S06E18 - My Son's Enormous Head S06E19 - The Two Finger Rule S06E20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau S06E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops S06E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box S06E23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth S06E24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

S07E01 - 818-jklpuzo S07E02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation S07E03 - Mmm, Fish. Yum. S07E04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator S07E05 - For the Sake of the Child S07E06 - Give Me Your Thumb S07E07 - Untainted by Filth S07E08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. S07E09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair S07E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room S07E11 - Warning, It's Dirty S07E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste S07E13 - Yay, No Polyps! S07E14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1) S07E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) S07E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess S07E17 - I Found Your Moustache S07E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day S07E19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave S07E20 - I Called Him Magoo S07E21 - Gumby with a Pokey S07E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

S08E01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud S08E02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer S08E03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus S08E04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers S08E05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel S08E06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger S08E07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette S08E08 - Springtime on a Stick S08E09 - A Good Time in Central Africa S08E10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop S08E11 - Dead from the Waist Down S08E12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead S08E13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup S08E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs S08E15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak S08E16 - That Darn Priest

S09E01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt S09E02 - People Who Love Peepholes S09E03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food S09E04 - Nine Magic Fingers S09E05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro S09E06 - The Squat and the Hover S09E07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets S09E08 - Thank You for the Intercourse S09E09 - Frodo's Headshots S09E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes S09E11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip S09E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! S09E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion S09E14 - A Possum on Chemo S09E15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack S09E16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy S09E17 - Not in My Mouth! S09E18 - The War Against Gingivitis S09E19 - Palmdale, Ech S09E20 - Grandma's Pie S09E21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' S09E22 - Why We Gave Up Women S09E23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole S09E24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

S10E01 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk S10E02 - A Big Bag of Dog S10E03 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt S10E04 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For S10E05 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam S10E06 - Ferrets, Attack! S10E07 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard S10E08 - Something My Gynecologist Said S10E09 - I Scream When I Pee S10E10 - One Nut Johnson S10E11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole S10E12 - Welcome to Alancrest S10E13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line S10E14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run! S10E15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It S10E16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby S10E17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries S10E18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton S10E19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon S10E20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show S10E21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond S10E22 - My Bodacious Vidalia S10E23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

S11E01 - Nangnangnangnang S11E02 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball S11E03 - This Unblessed Biscuit S11E04 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank S11E05 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 S11E06 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants S11E07 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie S11E08 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. S11E09 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer S11E10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! S11E11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts S11E12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. S11E13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court S11E14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe S11E15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin S11E16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper S11E17 - Welcome Home, Jake S11E18 - West Side Story S11E19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang S11E20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia S11E21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot S11E22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

S12E01 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach S12E02 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza S12E03 - Glamping in a Yurt S12E04 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight S12E05 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. S12E06 - Alan Shot a Little Girl S12E07 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner S12E08 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey S12E09 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey S12E10 - Here I Come, Pants! S12E11 - For Whom the Booty Calls S12E12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off S12E13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers S12E14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun S12E15 - Of Course He's Dead (1) S12E16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

Comedy

Charlie Harper, a carefree jingle writer reveling in a life of indulgence, faces an unexpected upheaval when his brother Alan and young nephew Jake take up residence in his seaside home. The dynamic shifts dramatically as Charlie's laid-back lifestyle clashes with the responsibilities of family life. The series captures the humorous trials and tribulations of cohabitation, showcasing the comedic chaos that ensues when adult freedom meets the demands of parenting and brotherly duties. Charlie’s carefree existence is forever altered as he navigates the challenges of an unconventional family life.

Year 2003

Country US

Seasons 12